| Dear Mom, Dad,
Spouse, Live-in Same-sex Lover,
How have you been? I have been;
doing wonderful. fine.
eating too much. starving. wetting my
pants. trying to keep my ass out of trouble.
sweating day and night. so horny that I cum when
the wind blows.
Today we;
had a picnic. played tag.
worked hard. worked very hard. worked so
Goddamned hard, I'm even kickin' myself in the ass in my sleep for coming
here.
Tomorrow I am going to;
go to the park. take the
day off. do more hard work.
find a way to escape without detection. fake death in the
morning so they'll leave me alone. wake up and
realize once again that this wasn't a fucking nightmare.
I've been thinking about;
you. all our friends and family.
volunteering for extra chores. the sweet relief
that would come with an early death. why I signed
up to come to this God-forsakened Hellhole. announcing to
my superiors that I'm gay and have entertained fantasies involving them,
groundhogs, and Miracle Whip (That should get me a ticket home).
We occupy ourselves by;
making lovely crafts. reading poetry
to each other. taking long walks in the woods.
napping doing a lot of that hard work that I mentioned
before. doing whatever the hell they tell us to.
plotting revenge.
Many times we;
play ball. search for unique and
lovely stones on the beach. practice our basket weaving skills.
wish we were born into a family of millionaires so
we wouldn't have to do this shit. find ourselves running
in circles. do sit-ups until we puke blood.
The; camp counselor
people in charge drill instructor sadistic
bastard who runs this pit of agony
guy in charge, known to the rest of the world as "SATAN",
keeps us busy by having us; learn
new language skills. do watercolor paintings under a shade
tree. do grounds-keeping work. hurrying up
and waiting. do 10,000 fucking push-ups for no reason.
(I don't want to talk about it.)
Some day soon we hope to;
have a sock hop. ride bikes.
go swimming. catch our breath. find a place
to hide.
get the fuck out of here. find weapons.
pay them back for all the put us through. burn the place
to the ground and piss on the ashes.
At the end of the day we;
are very tired from so much fun.. watch
the sunset from a grassy noll. play songs by the fire.
are too tired to care about anything ... even sex.
collapse in our beds and pray to die in our sleep.
fantasize revenge. |