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  • I can't imagine any excuse in the world that this guy would have for showing up at roll call like this that would keep him from being shipped to planet "Deep Shit".
  • "Private Mario Van Peebles reporting for duty, Sir!"
  • "Pardon my appearance, Sir, but I was so Goddamned hungry that I ate part of my BDU."

"Dammit. I picked a hell of a nice place to drop a contact lens."
"But I told them <sniff> I wanted the Mandarin herb chicken <sniff><sniff> with buttered asparagus, not mashed potatoes. Those are disgusting. What kind of shithole are you people running here? Where's my lawyer?"
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